dankmemesreasonforliving:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

c-bassmeow:

versacethotty:

lana said fuck the bullshit

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR oooops kjhbsflablis 

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

skazuhira:

wizardshark:

soft-primitivism:

monstergirlsexamination:

culturenlifestyle:

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This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

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Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

This is druidic as fuck

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How do you secretly plant a redwood even the saplings are huge. How do you secretly plant that many

glorianas:

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

damianalghul:

damianalghul:

feeling utter indifference to men is such a powerful feeling. I look at a man and all I feel is blasé. unimpressed. men are just fundamentally boring to me.

men love to think that lesbians see them and embody the man-hating stereotype they have conjured in their puny minds…but I don’t feel hate towards men walking down the street. I feel nothing for you. you are irrelevant. you are boring. and you are unimpressive. you are not worth my feelings.

wizardjpeg:

let’s talk conversion rates. 

four goofs is equal to a gag. two gags? that’s a bit. and if youve got three bits, well you’ve got yourself a sketch baby

pakchoys:

u lot: PODCASTS are the cool thing! heres some literally everyone is talking about so ur not left out!

me, who cant stay focused on anything without visuals: i cant hear. who the fuck is merle taako